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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Popular Unless You Live quotes from across the collection:
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Everybody's got a past. The past does not equal the future unless you live there.
— Tony Robbins
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You cannot contribute anything to the ideal condition of mind and heart known as Brotherhood, however much you preach, posture, or agree,…
— Faith Baldwin
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You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door
— Steve Martin
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I not only enjoy it, I think, how do you design things that are applicable to life - unless you live it?
— Michael Kors
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I don't want to escape via intellectual ruses – I want affirmations via passionate embraces & you can't have life unless you…
— Marsden Hartley
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Stereotypes involving Christian identity, Christian persecution is so far back in history now that no one fears it being revived, unless you…
— Gregg Easterbrook
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Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which…
— Dave Barry
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You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore
— Jack Black
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It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might has well not have lived…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Youre not alive unless you live.
— Paul
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Its impossible to live without failing at something unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at…
— Anurag Prakash Ray
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You're not alive unless you live, and by living means dying a little each day.
— Unknown Author
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