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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
— Mike Myers
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I try and stay positive; being negative isn't good for my personality. I don't just bring myself down, I bring everyone around…
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
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In the beginning, it was odd to have so much attention brought to my body type. I thought, 'Uh-oh, brace yourself.' But…
— Christina Hendricks
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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he…
— Jack Handey
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Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, 'uh-oh.'
— Unknown Author
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You can knock me down, step on my face, slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you want to…
— Carl Perkins
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Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
— Charlaine Harris
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Christy: "My grandma made this. I've had it since elementary school." Todd: "I never knew that." Christy: "I never knew you left…
— Robin Jones Gunn
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Each time I write a book, every time I face that yellow pad, the challenge is so great. I have written eleven…
— Maya Angelou
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And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door."…
— James Patterson
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I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.
— Jim Butcher
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What if one of her father’s soldiers panicked and fired for no reason? Though pilots were carefully trained, mistakes happened and she…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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