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Two Quotes by W.C. Fields
- The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
- I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
- First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
- A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
- How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
- There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
- After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
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