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Two Quotes by George Carlin
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,…
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
- If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
- One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are…
- Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no…
- There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to…
- Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
- I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.
- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning…
- When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese.…
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- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing. — Lance Armstrong
- A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each other, like… — Rudolf Arnheim
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'. — Frank Abagnale
- Acting is the work of two people - it's only possible when you have the complicity, the help, even the manipulation of… — Victoria Abril
- There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review,… — Isaac Asimov