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True Quotes by Jack Handey
- It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you…
- It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers…
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