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Top Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But…
- I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought…
- Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of…
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