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Took Quotes by Steven Wright
- I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a…
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
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