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Took Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT!
- Don't be mad when someone else starts to appreciate the person you took for granted. What you won't do, someone else will.
- A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.......
- I'm really bad at recognizing acronyms. Today this teenager told me 'YOLO' and I took it as 'chop me into little pieces with a screwdriver'.
- I start remembering all the times you told me you loved me and all the moments you took my breath away.
- The best feeling in the world is knowing you finally took a step in the right direction, a step towards a better future.
- How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society…
- I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if someone doesn't ask…
- On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump
- Great Unanswered Question in Life: Who took a bite out of the apple on iPhones, Macbooks, and iPads?
- I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
- My parents used to be happy when I took naps..... but now they think I'm lazy.
- I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of a guy's hand.…
- Just took a massive dump on a vacuum cleaner. Your move, Bieber.
- Took a compatibility test and the results said I get along best with beer.
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