"A burp is just a fart that took…" — Nikhil Saluja

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• Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across… — Brad Pitt
• After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in… — William Safire
• I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I… — Michelle Rodriguez
• The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your… — James Scott Bell
• I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then… — Marcia Cross
• I'm kind of a nervous person in general. I'm socially awkward. I'm not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats… — Carrie Underwood
• When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. — Bill Watterson
• Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower… — Tom Robbins
• I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do… — Michelle Rodriguez
• My being nervous is when I'm in front of my bofriend and I have to kiss him or burp really… — Unknown Author
• I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous. — Dusty Springfield

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