Burp Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my… — Brad Pitt
After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine; a gourmet, repressing… — William Safire
I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to… — Michelle Rodriguez
The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and… — James Scott Bell
I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window… — Marcia Cross
I'm kind of a nervous person in general. I'm socially awkward. I'm not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and… — Carrie Underwood
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. — Bill Watterson
Cause Iâ€™m gonna put my foot so far up their butts theyâ€™re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown… — Tom Robbins
I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my… — Michelle Rodriguez
A burp is just a fart that took the elevator....... — Nikhil Saluja
My being nervous is when I'm in front of my bofriend and I have to kiss him or burp really loud and he may think… — Unknown Author
I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous. — Dusty Springfield
Whoops, might burp in ya face — Lady Sovereign
I say excuse me when I burp even if nobody is around.. True gentleman — Davey C
You know you're in love with someone when you feel comfortable enough to fart and burp around them and feel alright with it. You shouldn't… — Thalia Rojas

Who Wrote These Burp Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Burp Quotes as follows: