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Time Quotes by Jon Stewart
- You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.
- Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun…
- Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge made that critical leap from 'be afraid' to 'be very afraid,' raising the terrorist threat level to orange for financial…
- On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
- Everybody talks about the entitlement generation. There is no time I'd rather live in than now, and there is no generation I would more entrust…
- The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.
- I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as…
- It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were…
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and… — Aristotle
- I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time. — J. J. Abrams
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication. — Aristotle
- We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner… — Aristotle
- But if nothing but soul, or in soul mind, is qualified to count, it is impossible for there to be time unless… — Aristotle
- Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for if there… — Aristotle
- I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or… — Giorgio Armani
- I love things that age well - things that don't date, that stand the test of time and that become living examples… — Giorgio Armani