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Time Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.
- I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother…
- My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for…
- At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then…
- Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for…
- While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I…
- My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort,…
- I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
More Time Quotes
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or… — Giorgio Armani
- When I immersed myself in prayer and united myself with all the Masses that were being celebrated all over the world at… — Mary Faustina Kowalska
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Never regret your past, the only thing you should regret is the time you've wasted with the wrong people. — Nishan Panwar