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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for…
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Know thyself! This is the source of all wisdom, said the great thinkers of the past, and the sentence was written in…
— Karl Ernst von Baer
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No thoughtful man ever came to the end of his life, and had time and a little space of calm from which…
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Some people like the Jews, and some do not. But no thoughtful man can deny the fact that they are, beyond any…
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The Bible is the one Book to which any thoughtful man may go with any honest question of life or destiny and…
— John Ruskin
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Wine sets even a thoughtful man to singing, or sets him into softly laughing, sets him to dancing. Sometimes it tosses out…
— Homer
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The Fourteenth Book is entitled, "What can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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Of course he despised the world as a whole; every thoughtful man should; it is almost a test of refinement.
— E. M. Forster
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