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Thou Shalt Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
- Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
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