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Think You Quotes by Jack Handey
- Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go the later you think you are.
- Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the…
- If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a…
- If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him…
- If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape…
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