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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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And you realise you're doing a public service in making people happy - as a musician you can give people something a…
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I had a hard time publishing my books in the beginning of my career, because editors were afraid what people would think…
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We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this…
— Jack Handey
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In every political community there are varying shades of political opinion. One of the shadiest of these is the liberals. An outspoken…
— Phil Ochs
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Please ignore rumors! I've had them for years and you have to just let them go over your head. Don't take them…
— Emma Bunton
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I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that…
— Will Rogers
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When a man or woman is truly honest, it is virtually impossible to insult them personally.
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When I set up my first restaurant, I was so inspired by Wolfgang Puck, who is also based in L.A. and is…
— Nobu Matsuhisa
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I take them seriously but I try not to read them. I take them personally, that's why I don't read them. I…
— Antoine Fuqua
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I read, with a kind of hopeless envy, histories and legends of people of our craft who do not write for money.…
— Unknown Author
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