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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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It is in this mutual dependence of the functions and the aid which they reciprocally lend one another that are founded the…
— Georges Cuvier
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But the Chief Justice says, 'There must be an ultimate arbiter somewhere.' True, there must; but does that prove it is either…
— Thomas Jefferson
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Training began with children who were taught to sit still and enjoy it. They were taught to use their organs of smell,…
— Luther Standing Bear
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Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods…
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The intelligence displayed by many dumb animals approaches so closely to human intelligence that it is a mystery. The animals see and…
— Ellen G. White
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Women are much more sensitive. We know that emotionally but their organs respond to the same degree.
— Mehmet Oz
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The integers of language are sentences, and their organs are the parts of speech. Linguistic organization, then, consists in the differentiation of…
— John Wesley Powell
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Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
— Peter Griffin
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