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Surprised Quotes by Jack Handey
- I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they…
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing…
- If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really…
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