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- The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. — Sun Tzu
- Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- An angry man is always a stupid man. — Chinua Achebe
- An Honest politician will not be tolerated by a democracy unless he is very stupid ... because only a very stupid man… — Bertrand Russell
- I hate a stupid man who can't talk to me, and I hate a clever man who talks me down. I don’t… — Anthony Trollope
- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay… — Jack Handey
- The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops. — Peter Ustinov
- For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man… — Sun Tzu
- You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one. — Christina, Queen of Sweden
- One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever… — Thomas Mann
- When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. — George Bernard Shaw
- There is one way in this country in which all men are created equal—there is one human institution that makes a pauper… — Harper Lee