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Stuff Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace…
- I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you…
- I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
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