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Stores Quotes by Jack Handey
- I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and…
- If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
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- I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me so much. — Paul Auster
- There is a large body of abolitionists in Clinton and Clark Counties in this state, and in Wayne County Indiana, that would… — Gamaliel Bailey
- Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long… — Douglas Adams
- I love being able to go to a store, let's say... a store like Topshop or Zara or maybe even Macy's, depends… — Tyra Banks
- Politeness and civility are the best capital ever invested in business. Large stores, gilt signs, flaming advertisements, will all prove unavailing if… — P T Barnum
- I don't know anybody's road who's been paved perfectly for them, there are no manuals, you don't know what life has in… — Drew Barrymore
- We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because… — Mario Batali
- Is there not some chosen curse, some hidden thunder in the stores of heaven, red with uncommon wrath, to blast the man… — Joseph Addison
- An almost forgotten means of economic self-reliance is the home production of food. We are too accustomed to going to stores and… — Ezra Taft Benson
- One of the things it was obvious you could do with an online store is have a much more complete selection. — Jeff Bezos
- I think that what's perceived as punk out in shopping malls or in chain stores or on MTV has almost nothing to… — Jello Biafra
- While day by day the overzealous student stores up facts for future use, he who has learned to trust nature finds need… — Larry Bird