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• We do not live in a time when knowledge can be extended along a pathway smooth and free from obstacles,… — Unknown Author
• Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank. — Eddie Cantor
• Every really good creative person in advertising has always had two noticeable characteristics. First, there was no subject he could… — James Webb Young
• It can't possibly last for years and browsing has its limits. Only a certain amount is healthy or wise. — Judith Krantz
• A sign of the times: there are no longer any chairs in the bookshops along the embankments. [Noël] France was… — Jules de Goncourt
• People complain that the religious ground is unsure who have never compelled themselves to examine it with a tithe of… — Peter Forsyth
• The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,… — Patton Oswalt
• Barnes & Noble CEO William Lynch just announced that he is stepping down after three years. When asked if he's… — Jimmy Fallon
• True browsing means that we discover shelves and subjects that we could not have anticipated when we started. And the… — Ramona Koval
• I don't read a lot of magazines, but when I'm traveling, I'll pick up a copy of 'Vanity Fair' to… — Sam Trammell
• I am still a learner, not a teacher, feeding somewhat omnivorously, browsing both stalk & leaves — Henry David Thoreau
• What we read and why we do so defines us in a profound way. You are what you read, I… — Guillermo del Toro

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