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• It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must… — Michel de Montaigne
• Natural rights is simple nonsense: natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense—nonsense upon stilts. — Jeremy Bentham
• "Do you know," the Devil confided, "not even the best mathematicians on other planets - all far ahead of yours - have… — Unknown Author
• Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves… — Jack Handey
• It's hard enough for women to walk on high heels. And I'm on stilts! — Aimee Mullins
• Beyond the town, darker than dark, King Haggard's castle teetered like a lunatic on stilts... — Peter S. Beagle
• Friend, my enemy, I call you out. You, you, you there with a bad thorn in your side. You there, my friend,… — Dylan Thomas
• Cassidy's heart tried to leap out through his taught skin and hop into his wet hands. But outwardly it was all very… — John L. Parker Jr.
• What is an "I", and why are such things found (at least so far) only in association with, as poet Russell Edson… — Douglas Hofstadter
• The gymnasium of running, walking on stilts, climbing, etc. stells and makes hardy single powers and muscles, but dancing, like a corporeal… — Jean Paul
• Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. — Walter Savage Landor

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