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Stand Quotes by Demetri Martin
- Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
- And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
- Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to…
- But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to…
- Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
- I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
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