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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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A positive attitude, can turn a storm into a sprinkle.
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You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with thankfulness. For your own gifts, make yourselves praised:
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When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.
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All we need do with nuclear waste is dilute it to a low radiation level and sprinkle it over the ocean --…
— Arthur B. Robinson
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Christians pretty much live like everybody else, they just sprinkle a little Jesus in along the way.
— Shane Claiborne
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A little bit South you've got Macon, Georgia - home of the Allman Brothers, the Marshall Tucker Band and Capricorn Records. And…
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If you are collector, let other people share your pride and joy. Don't sprinkle your collection out of sight in a meaningless…
— Dorothy Draper
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And one more thing I want to be clear about- I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer…
— Christopher Titus
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If one yearns to see the face of the Divine, one must break out of the aquarium, escape the fish farm, to…
— Tom Robbins
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Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.
— Austin O'Malley
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People peep into boxes at moving stereoscopic prints, imagining they're in other worlds, and the crowd around a glassblower wonders whether icicles…
— Haruo Shirane
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Just sprinkle a little lime to neutralize the acid.
— Tom DeLay
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