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Spray Quotes by Dave Barry
- Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass…
- I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion.…
- Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time by perspiring freely…
More Spray Quotes
- He who steps on stones is glad to feel the smallest spray of moss beneath his feet. — Anna Katharine Green
- Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're acting like… — Jim Rome
- (After meeting her birth mother after more than 40 years) We exchange bunches of orchids, laughing at the coincidence of the flowers.… — Jackie Kay
- The difficulty is, all swing thoughts decay, like radium. What burnt up the course on Wednesday has turned to lead on Sunday.… — John Updike
- Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized… — Dave Barry
- I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge. — Joan Rivers
- It is the omnipresent rush of water which give the Este Gardens their peculiar character. From the Anio, drawn up the hillside… — Edith Wharton
- Happy in all that ragged, loose collapse of water, the fountain, its effortless descent and flatteries of spray... — Richard Wilbur
- Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they… — S. J. Perelman
- When the planes still swoop down and aerial spray a field in order to kill a predator insect with pesticides, we are… — Paul Hawken
- A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he… — Albert Einstein
- I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. — Lisa Snowdon