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Spend Quotes by Dave Barry
- Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
- Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to…
- Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
More Spend Quotes
- When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be… — Julian Assange
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Jesus did not spend a great deal of time discoursing about the trinity or original sin or the incarnation, which have preoccupied… — Karen Armstrong
- Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart. — Kevyn Aucoin
- On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the… — Michael Badnarik
- I'm just grateful I didn't have to spend my early 20s in front of paparazzi cameras. — Amy Adams
- Those who spend too fast never grow rich. — Honore de Balzac
- I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes… — Antonio Banderas
- I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's… — Iain Banks
- And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality… — Javier Bardem
- It's the decomposition that gets me. You spend your whole life looking after your body. And then you rot away. — Brigitte Bardot
- Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing a bunch… — Travis Barker