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- Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval. — Phil Donahue
- Henry Fonda gave me a spanking during a scene in Spencer's Mountain. — Maureen O'Hara
- Most of the contract people at MGM stayed and stayed and stayed. Why? Because the studio looked after them. Warner Brothers wouldn't… — Ann Rutherford
- Americans, more than any other culture on earth, are cookbook cooks; we learn to make our meals not from any oral tradition,… — John Thorne
- Ain is a marvelous purifier... It is not necessary to beat the child into submission; a little bit of pain goes a… — James Dobson
- Real morality is not the product of fearing a spanking. But what does fundamentalist hell-belief encourage? It retards any developing moral judgment… — Robert M. Price
- I want to give moral relativism the good spanking it deserves. — Peter Kreeft
- One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or… — Jack Handey
- Every day I watched how a bare metal frame, rolling down the line would come off the other end, a spanking brand… — Berry Gordy
- No road offers more mystery than that first one you mount from the town you were born to, the first time you… — Mary Karr
- You have the freedom to choose to be optimistic or pessimistic. You can peel off your old attitude like a suit of… — Rhonda Byrne
- Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory. — Will Durant