"One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was……" — Jack Handey
"One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at…
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It is not possible to create peace in the Middle East by jeopardizing the peace of the world.
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The Middle East is hopeful. There's hope there.
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Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be…
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I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from…
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I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And…
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Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.
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I had my Aunt Rosie, who was famous and then not, so I got a lesson in fame early on.…
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Tori's my legal name. My niece and nephews, they all call me Aunt Ellen, because I went by my middle…
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I love San Francisco so much. I call it the Emerald City and have been coming here since 1992. I…
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Layers are not difficult for me. You have the luxury of takes, so if you feel like, say, you did…
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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