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• The old pool shooter has won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue.… — Jack Handey
• I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with… — Emo Philips
• So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed… — Jennifer Rardin
• Will looked up angrily, shaking his head in disbelief. Will you shut up? he said tautly. Horace shrugged in apology. 'I'm sorry'… — John Flanagan
• He put the box in Kahlan's lap. As she picked it up, she gave him the biggest smile he had ever seen.… — Terry Goodkind
• Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-" “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.”… — Jill Shalvis
• I can't even tell you how good it felt to see him. It felt even better when he reached through the metal… — Meg Cabot
• I'm sorry," he said again, and this time he took those words and owned them. — Lauren Myracle
• Sorry' he said. 'No, I'm sorry.' 'What are you sorry for?' 'Rattling on like a mad old cow. I'm sorry, I'm tired,… — David Nicholls
• Sorry,” he said, his voice thick and gruff. “It’s morning and you’re sitting on me. That’s a combination meant to bring any… — Unknown Author

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