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Sometimes Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet…
- Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
- I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you…
- Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a…
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- Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what happened. — Nishan Panwar