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Something Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have…
- A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace…
- I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like…
- Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
- Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000…
- Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000…
- I saw some two-dollar bills today - They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of…
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.…
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- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- People always follow the crowd. Be brave, Dare to do something different. Let the crowd follow you. Instead you follow them. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle