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Some Quotes by Steven Wright
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
- I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
- I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.…
- You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and…
- Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
- If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a…
- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
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