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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
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A negative judgment gives you more satisfaction than praise, provided it smacks of jealousy.
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How do you conduct an intimate relationship where no one ever loses it? Where no one ever lashes out, where no one…
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He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the…
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I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience…
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.
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Before AIM, Indians were dispirited, defeated, and culturally dissolving. People were ashamed to be Indian. You didn't see the young people wearing…
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If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.
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...You have to pass an exam, and the jobs that you get are either to shine shoes, or to herd cows, or…
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Yes, I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the…
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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