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Sized Bed Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
- When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
More Sized Bed Quotes
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- I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. — Mitch Hedberg
- When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. — Mitch Hedberg
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