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Six Quotes by George Carlin
- How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the…
- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are…
- Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of…
- How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of…
- I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like…
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- Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a… — Russell Baker