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Sit Quotes by Jack Handey
- One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.
- I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out…
- It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just…
- I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and…
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- It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature. — Rowan Atkinson
- To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment. — Jane Austen
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- But I learned that there's a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with… — Christian Bale
- It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action. — Honore de Balzac
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- I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' — Scott Adams
- There are joys which long to be ours. God sends ten thousands truths, which come about us like birds seeking inlet; but… — Henry Ward Beecher
- My voice went recently, never happened before, off like a tap. I had to sit in silence for nine days, chalkboard around… — Adele