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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws…
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I remember doing the sex scene in Red Rock West. I had to kiss Nic Cage and then look like I was…
— Lara Flynn Boyle
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The romance stuff is easy. A sex scene... that's hard, because you don't know what to do. Those scenes are awkward.
— John Turturro
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Every sex scene is always, without a doubt, terribly funny.
— Katee Sackhoff
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I think sex is very interesting for most people, but I'm interested in sex as a way of communication, I'm not that…
— Maggie Gyllenhaal
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I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
— Jon Heder
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I went from people just thinking I was, like, a baby to people thinking I’m this, like, sex freak that really just…
— Miley Cyrus
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My first sex scene - and it was with myself.
— Judge Reinhold
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No, we didn't shoot... in the ones that I did there were hardly any sex... there were suggestions of sex scenes but…
— Val Guest
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I'd have a sex scene with Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones.
— Method Man
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You always hear actresses talk about how unromantic it is to act a love scene or a sex scene - which it…
— Sheryl Lee
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Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half a kitten. It is not half…
— Sandra Newman
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