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Serious Quotes by Dave Barry
- My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is…
- Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
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