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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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What one wants to do with stories is screw them up.
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I have too much respect for the characters I play to make them anything but as real as they can possibly be.…
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There is nothing worse than having an enemy who is a total loser. It's incredibly frustrating when seeking revenge against one, because…
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Honestly, we'd probably be great parents. But it's a human being, and unless you think you have excellent skills and have a…
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You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself,…
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Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
— Mark Hoppus
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If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad.
— Linus Torvalds
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You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already…
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If you dont want to like what they tell you to do, dont do it, if you dont want to be who…
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Stonners live and stonners die but in the end we all get high, so if in life you dont succeed screw them…
— Boss Ghee
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Always make sure to treat your parents with respect to make up for the years of hell you put them through as…
— Melchor Lim
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They tell you to be yourself, then they judge you. For that, screw them.
— Mega
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