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Say Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
- "I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
- I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
- My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick…
- Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
- I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't'…
- Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can…
- The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas,…
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say,…
- I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.
- I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
- Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because…
- If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an ass to come…
- Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to…
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- Compassion is not a popular virtue. Very often when I talk to religious people, and mention how important it is that compassion… — Karen Armstrong
- My mom was such a strong character. I don't want to say she was like a man, but she was tough. — Lance Armstrong
- I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream about being… — Neil Armstrong
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to… — Darren Aronofsky
- Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. — Sholem Asch
- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash