"Don't tell your kids you had an easy……" — Joan Rivers

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't… - Joan Rivers
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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