""I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna……" — Joan Rivers
""I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'""
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Breasts Quotes
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one of 709 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
— Dave Barry
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy…
— Charles Baudelaire
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Breast-feeding is the natural, optimal way to feed a child.
— Mayim Bialik
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O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful…
— Anne Boleyn
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Felicity, the companion of content, is rather found in our own breasts than in the enjoyment of external things; and…
— Daniel Boone
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I think they say that when you're breast feeding, you know, your weight kind of slims down. It's a little…
— Christina Aguilera
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I had been afraid of breast cancer, as I suspect most women are, from the time I hit adolescence. At…
— Geraldine Brooks
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One who never turned his back but marched breast forward, never doubted clouds would break, Never dreamed, though right were…
— Robert Browning
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I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world!
— Brooke Burke
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Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would…
— Jonathan Carroll
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People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away!…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a…
— Marie Antoinette
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