Lisa Quotes

86 quotes by 76 authors

You know, people call mystery novels or thrillers 'puzzles.' I never understood that, because when I buy a puzzle, I already know what it is.… — Harlan Coben
One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the "Mona Lisa" painted by a club? Could the New Testament have been composed as a… — Alfred Whitney Griswold
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'" — Joan Rivers
. . . a jostling scrum of office buildings so mediocre that the only way you ever remember them is by the frustration they induce… — Prince Charles
Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't… — Charles Michael Davis
A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original. — Louis Armstrong
A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife. — William H. Macy
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. — Noel Coward
Deeply affecting and compulsively readable, The Fifty-First State displays Lisa Borders' emotional acuity, first-rate skills as a storyteller, and profound empathy not only for her… — Christopher Castellani
Also, since art is a vehicle for the transmission of ideas through form, the reproduction of the form only reinforces the concept. It is the… — Sol LeWitt
How could we possibly appreciate the Mona Lisa if Leonardo had written at the bottom of the canvas: 'The lady is smiling because she is… — Stanley Kubrick
It is not enough to deface the Mona Lisa because that does not kill the Mona Lisa. All art of the past must be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez
I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez
I'm at that age where I watch such things with two minds, one that cackles at these capers and another that never gets much beyond… — Alan Bradley
I used to date Olivia Munn.. when she was Lisa. That was the problem. She wasn't Asian back then. — Brett Ratner
I didnâ€™t think any biography could do justice to one of the few honest-to-goodness geniuses of our time, a walking paradox who wore a cloak… — Otto Penzler
The geometry of landscape and situation seems to create its own systems of time, the sense of a dynamic element which is cinematizing the events… — J. G. Ballard
Well, is it pornography or is it art? Well as far as I'm concerned, the Mona Lisa is art. — Shaun Micallef
You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters. — William F. Buckley, Jr.

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