Lisa Quotes

86 Lisa quotes by 74 unique authors

. . . strange and fantastic things really happen. During a rainstorm in Australia, fish fall from the sky; several Southern states consider legislation that… — Karen Joy Fowler
If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa. — Stephanie Perkins
I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush. — Bob Ross
You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying… — Dave Barry
Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician. — Robert Orben
The preliminaries were out of the way, the creative process was about to begin. The creative process, that mystic life force, that splurge out of… — Cornell Woolrich
I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris. — John C. Danforth
I'm not Lisa, my name is Julie. — Jessi Colter
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking… — Denis Leary
Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy… — Coolio
In a modern world, increasingly filled with pop culture fads and gimmicks, Lisa Morton reveals much of the underbelly history and unknown facts regarding the… — Del Howison
Leonardo's Mona Lisa sure would have lost out if he had spent only 2 of the 4 or 5 years he took to complete it.… — E. J. Hughes
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. — Will Rogers
Radical self-care is quantum, and radiates out into the atmosphere, like a little fresh air. It is a huge gift to the world. When people… — Anne Lamott
I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie,… — Matt Groening
My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around or at dinner,… — Matt Groening
Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa. — George Steinbrenner
I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children. — Steve Yzerman
Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles. — Bob Dylan
Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us… — Chuck Palahniuk
It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought… — James Thurber
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy… — Matt Groening
For all cats have this particularity, each and every one, from the meanest alley sneaker to the proudest, whitest she that ever graced a pontiff's… — Angela Carter
Why learn a number like pi to so many decimal places? The answer I gave then as I do now is that pi is for… — Daniel Tammet
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. — Chuck Palahniuk

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74 authors contributed a total of 86 Lisa Quotes, led by these top contributors: