Lisa Quotes

86 Lisa quotes by 74 unique authors

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) — Matt Groening
What's going on?" he asked, looking from face to face. "I was having a good dream." "I need you," said Lisa. "I hear that from… — Richelle Mead
I dug out the powder blue cashmere cardigan my mother Lisa gave me the Christmas before last, pulled on my oldest, softest Levi’s. Comfort clothes;… — Josh Lanyon
(Lisa Henson about her father) He admired the job of the man who walks along the road picking up trash with a long stick. He… — Jim Henson
Da Vinci painted one Mona Lisa. Beethoven composed one Fifth Symphony. And God made one version of you. — Max Lucado
With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated. — Paulo Coelho
Every work of art belongs to his time. I would not paint again the Mona Lisa in the third dimension. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
My editor picked out the name she wanted. I was either going to be Kim Harrison or Lisa Harrison, because she wanted me shelved right… — Kim Harrison
You know, Lisa, for the longest time, did not sing. — Priscilla Presley
The Lisa Loeb Eyewear line was created to satisfy all of those people who always stop me and ask me where I get my glasses… — Lisa Loeb
My kids are always in the kitchen with me - I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try… — Buddy Valastro
Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. — Chuck Palahniuk
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
When his eyes gazed upon her, he thought of Mona Lisa. All these suitors going by looking at beautiful objects until they came to her,… — Joseph Carlson
Lisa understands me. I'm very complex, but I have trouble opening up to people. I tend to keep things to myself. All my life, I've… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar
I wouldn't want to be in a Lisa episode. They're kind of boring. Maybe a Homer one would be better. — Meg White
Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't… — Chuck Palahniuk
Kool-Aid And Frozen Pizza Is A Work Of Art, Im Not Talking About The Mona Lisa! — Mac Miller
It's a work of art I ain't talkin mona lisa. — Mac Miller
She's no Mona Lisa, she's no Playboy star, but she'll send you to heaven, then explode you to Mars. — Unknown Author
Super powers always fighting, but Mona Lisa just keeps on smiling. — Queen (band)
I'm tryna learn somethin new. I'm tryna better my chances of becoming a star. I'm tryna feel the vibe of Mona Lisa, studying art. Now… — Kendrick Lamar
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage. — Homer Simpson
I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. — Ralph Wiggum
My father when he saw something wrong, it didn't matter if it was 3 in the morning, 'Lisa-Raina-Ronald! Lisa-Raina-Ronald! Get down here NOW!' We jump… — Lisa Left Eye

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