Underwear Quotes

294 quotes by 253 authors

People were floored when they saw that the underwear bomber, after less than 50 minutes of interrogation, was given the rights, privileges, and immunities of… — Michele Bachmann
I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want… — Ben Affleck
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. — David Boreanaz
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. — Bertolt Brecht
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more. — Sandra Bullock
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I… — Naomi Campbell
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear. — Julia Child
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. — Woody Allen
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. — Jennifer Aniston
I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear. — Fiona Apple
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. — Woody Allen
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'" — Joan Rivers
When I was 15, I had lucky underwear. When that failed, I had a lucky hairdo, then a lucky race number, even lucky race days.… — Margaret Groos
Well, at least I had on underwear — Jennifer Lawrence
A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed. — Massimo Vignelli
When I sit down to write, which is the essential moment in my life, I am completely alone. Whenever I write a book, I accumulate… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides,… — Anna Quindlen
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. — Jerry Seinfeld
And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in… — Jeremy Renner
Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em! — Carson Kressley

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