Best Underwear Thoughts

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything, I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic shops, and courtyards… — Pablo Neruda
As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for a minute?" "What… — L.A. Weatherly
Alan: "I had terrible stage fright." Sin: "I'm not familiar with the concept of 'stage fright.'" A: "It's pretty awful. You end up having to… — Sarah Rees Brennan
He was the most perfectly formed man she'd ever imagined. He was movie stars, men in underwear commercials, guys at the gym, the construction worker… — Jude Deveraux
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While… — Ilona Andrews
So...your name means Mr.Underwear." -Frank — Rick Riordan
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not… — Marian Keyes
He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up a small yellow… — Douglas Adams
You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill. — C.C. Hunter
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney
I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair… — Suzanne Collins
glancing back I got my first clear look at the monster. He was seven feet tall, easy, his arms and legs like something from the… — Rick Riordan
On TV, talking heads wrung their hands over a lack of traditional feminine values and wondered if girls’ sports were to blame. Then they cut… — Libba Bray
The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens. — Zelda Fitzgerald
I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank… — Sophie Kinsella
I could point out that that's not a dress, that's underwear, but I doubt it would be in my best interest." "Need I remind you,"… — Cassandra Clare
You're staring," Lana said. "Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys. — Michael Grant
Your woman wears underwear out in public,” Sabin said. “Must be nice. How’d you manage that little miracle?” “Only the Deity knows. — Gena Showalter
Her entire body quivered. "What is it about me that you're attracted to?" "For starters, the sexy underwear you put on beneath your clothes." "You've… — Jill Shalvis
And while seeing Trent in his tighty-whities would make my decade, I’d found out long ago that I couldn’t stay mad at a man wearing… — Kim Harrison
What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to donate all your… — Rachel Vincent
I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going… — Meg Cabot
What's this about flashing underwear?" says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in. — Veronica Roth
She would try picturing him in his underwear, but that was even more disturbing since all it did was make her hot and even more… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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