Best Underwear Quotes

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so… — Charlie Sheen
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. — Bill Murray
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. — Rachel Bilson
Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will. — Joan Cusack
I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what… — Robert Mitchum
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat! — Patricia Heaton
As we all know, there is no underwear in space. — Carrie Fisher
We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this… — Bill Maher
Different things make me feel sexy. Sometimes it's just a manicure or when I buy some new underwear or just receiving a compliment from a… — Irina Shayk
Throw away your 10-function chronometer, heart-rate monitor with the computer printout, training log, high-tech underwear, pace charts, and laboratory-rat-tested-air-injected-gel-lined-mo-tion-control-top-of-the-line footwear. Run with your own imagination. — Lorraine Moller
The word ‘grunge’ became a household term, and fashion runways were filled with flannel shirts and long underwear. Oh, how we laughed… Every now and… — Dave Grohl
If I want to walk out in the desert and heat up a can of beans on a fire, I still can. In those movies… — Tom Waits
Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism. — Angela Carter
Heat radiated off Henry's face. Salty snot ran down his upper lip. A majestic fart propelled him to the top of Section 12, just at… — Chad Harbach
Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear. — Phil Gramm
I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy. — Nelly Furtado
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers. — Katie Price
One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys… — Issey Miyake
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear… — Jon Hamm
I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important… — Craig Raine
I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear… — Pete Stark
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. — Claes Oldenburg
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because… — Jack Handey
Underwear is such an emotional thing. — Elle Macpherson

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