Best Underwear Qoutes

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

All I want everynight is to wear underwear and a crown. — Tonirose
When I can see your underwear through your leggings they are no longer considered leggings. They then become tights. Come on ladies let's get it… — KiKi Strack
Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! — Green Monk
In other news: I have my underwear on backwards. — Green Monk
I wanted to change the world . But I could not even change my underwear. — John Grant
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. — Calvin Klein
I'm not selling sex. I'm selling underwear and jeans, and I'm not trying to do it with pornography. — Calvin Klein
My men's-underwear print ads are very popular! — Calvin Klein
The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding, but I don't see any… — Hugh Grant
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know? — Matt LeBlanc
So It's not like I go from being this disciplined person who has to get up and go to work to now I just lay… — Eriq La Salle
No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this! — Spongebob
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear. — Insane Clown Posse
I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each other's underwear. — Dr Gregory House
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear. — Beastie Boys
I don't know how people can not wear underwear. It's my favorite accessory. — Matthew Lush
Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns. — Charlie Sheen
Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear! — Ralphie May
I got a nug on my desk and in my dresser drawer and when I'm running low my hidden stash is in the floor furthermore.… — Kottonmouth Kings
Why do people picture hell as this endless mass of naked bodies writhing in agony? That is like, so extreme, and, well, partial. Some people… — Cellan Slarcas
Sometimes, when I see that girl in every school you know, plastered in makeup, always pouting, skirt so high it's mistaken for underwear, I think… — Lucy
I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie — Jersey Shore
A best friend is like a pair of underwear, they're reliable, protective and never show the smaller side of you that everyone laughs at. — Nerdboy
A best friend is like a pair of underwear, they're reliable, tight, protective and never show the smaller side of you that everyone else laughs… — Nerdboy

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